I have to confess to being a worthless sinner unworthy of this fine hash as I still owe 2 write ups due to being a lazy ***er.
Here's a list of the 110 r*ns I've been on...
| R*n | Date | Type | Location | Hares | Scribe |  |  |  |
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| 1 | 22 Oct 2000 |  | Caton | Bubbles & Hash Drunk | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 2 | 19 Nov 2000 | | Green Ayre | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 3 | 10 Dec 2000 | | Farleton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Lurch | | | |
| 4 | 14 Jan 2001 | | Wray | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 5 | 4 Feb 2001 | | Bowerham | No More Cum & Slackbladder | Shittabrick | | | |
| 7 | 22 Apr 2001 | | Kendal | Cousin It, Lurch, Morticia, Pudsley & Wednesday | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 8 | 13 May 2001 | | Westgate, Morecambe | Bubbles & The Accused | Morticia | | | |
| 10 | 10 Jun 2001 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Forever Blowing & Pick Me Up | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 11 | 24 Jun 2001 | | Hest Bank | Hash Drunk & The Confessor | Wednesday | | | |
| 12 | 8 Jul 2001 | | Garstang | Bubbles & No More Cum | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 14 | 12 Aug 2001 | | Conder Green | Morticia & Wednesday | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 17 | 23 Sep 2001 | | Ingleborough | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | The Confessor | | | |
| 18 | 14 Oct 2001 | | Longlands | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Slackbladder | | | |
| 20 | 11 Nov 2001 | | Beetham | Lurch & Morticia | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 21 | 25 Nov 2001 | | Windermere | Bubbles & The Confessor | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 24 | 13 Jan 2002 | | Bentham | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | Cousin It | | | |
| 25 | 27 Jan 2002 | | Wray | No More Cum & Slackbladder | Bubbles | | | |
| 27 | 24 Feb 2002 | | Ingleton | Baldcock & P-dough | Slackbladder | | | |
| 28 | 10 Mar 2002 | | Scorton | Lurch & Morticia | Atomic Caton | | | |
| 30 | 14 Apr 2002 | | Cockerham | Hash Drunk & The Confessor | Bubbles | | | |
| 31 | 27 Apr 2002 |  | Chapel-le-Dale | Bubbles & Slackbladder | | | | |
| 36 | 23 Jun 2002 | | Littledale | Slackbladder | Pole Dancer | | | |
| 39 | 24 Jul 2002 |  | Capernwray | Bubbles & Who's My Mum? | Slackbladder | | | |
| 43 | 26 Aug 2002 | | Duddon | | | | | |
| 44 | 8 Sep 2002 | | Staveley | Bubbles & Who's My Mum? | Gonnerear | | | |
| 47 | 13 Oct 2002 | | Scorton | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | | | | |
| 50 | 9 Nov 2002 | | Wray | Lurch & Morticia | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 52 | 10 Nov 2002 | | Crook O'Lune | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Hash Drunk | | | |
| 57 | 22 Dec 2002 | | Brookhouse | Hash Drunk & Slackbladder | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 59 | 18 Jan 2003 | | Gilpin Bridge | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | | | | |
| 66 | 23 Mar 2003 | | Overton | Muff Diver & P-dough | The Judge | | | |
| 74 | 14 Jun 2003 | | Littledale | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Septic Canary | Lurch | | | |
| 80 | 12 Aug 2003 | | Gressingham | Atomic Caton & Odd Glimpse | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 86 | 12 Oct 2003 | | Sedbergh | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | P-dough | | | |
| 90 | 30 Nov 2003 | | High Bentham | Bubbles & Off His Trolley | Fowl Scrotum | | | |
| 101 | 14 Mar 2004 | | Langcliffe | Lurch & Morticia | | | | |
| 105 | 25 Apr 2004 | | Cartmel | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 107 | 9 May 2004 | | Witherslack | Hash Drunk & Pick Me Up | | | | |
| 109 | 3 Jun 2004 | | Thurnham Mill | Cyberseptic & Upperskirt | | | | |
| 111 | 12 Jun 2004 | | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Lurch | | | | |
| 118 | 30 Aug 2004 | | Arkholme | No More Cum | | | | |
| 134 | 13 Feb 2005 | | Longlands | Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick | Morticia | | | |
| 136 | 27 Feb 2005 | | Austwick | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Pick Me Up | | | |
| 138 | 25 Mar 2005 | | Middleton | Cum By & Slackbladder | Major Twit | | | |
| 141 | 24 Apr 2005 | | Roeburndale | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Lurch | | | |
| 142 | 8 May 2005 | | Underbarrow | Cousin It, Lurch & Morticia | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 146 | 22 Jun 2005 | | Caton Green | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Off His Trolley | | | |
| 151 | 21 Jul 2005 | | Yealand Conyers | Baldbrick, Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | Fugitive Nipple | | | |
| 154 | 19 Aug 2005 | | Anna's Ghyll | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Dangly Bits | | | |
| 157 | 18 Sep 2005 | | Wray | Cousin It, Lurch & Morticia | Highway | | | |
| 181 | 23 Apr 2006 | | Killington | Lurch & Morticia | | | | |
| 188 | 8 Jul 2006 | | Wallowbarrow | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | | | | |
| 189 | 9 Jul 2006 | | Broughton-in-Furness | Lurch, Morticia & Wednesday | | | | |
| 190 | 11 Jul 2006 | | Burton-in-Kendal | Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick | Minor Twat | | | |
| 191 | 23 Jul 2006 | | Beacon Fell | Bitter & Twisted | | | | |
| 195 | 7 Sep 2006 | | High Bentham | Fur Coat & Wobbly Hooker | Bedside Manner | | | |
| 196 | 10 Sep 2006 | | Brigsteer | Lurch & Morticia | Feels on Wheels | | | |
| 202 | 5 Nov 2006 | | Caton Green | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | | | | |
| 203 | 12 Nov 2006 | | Staveley | Chemical Alley & Highway | Baldbrick | | | |
| 208 | 26 Dec 2006 | | Cuddy Hill | Bitter & Twisted | Upperskirt | | | |
| 219 | 8 Apr 2007 | | Beetham | Bedside Manner & Thunder Dick | Bubbles | | | |
| 221 | 2 May 2007 | | Wray Scarecrows | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Wednesday | | | |
| 223 | 27 May 2007 | | Hale | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Pondlife | | | |
| 231 | 22 Jul 2007 | | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | | | | |
| 236 | 9 Sep 2007 | | Newbiggin-on-Lune | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Full Member | English Monkey | | | |
| 237 | 23 Sep 2007 | | Beetham | Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | Lurch | | | |
| 246 | 9 Dec 2007 | | Cockerham | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Morticia | | | |
| 260 | 27 Apr 2008 | | Burton-in-Lonsdale | Lurch, Morticia & Wednesday | Upperskirt | | | |
| 263 | 25 May 2008 | | Staveley | Chemical Alley & Highway | Madge | | | |
| 264 | 8 Jun 2008 | | Coniston | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Twisted | | | |
| 277 | 28 Sep 2008 | | Preesall | Bitter & Twisted | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 278 | 12 Oct 2008 | | Priest Hutton | Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | | | | |
| 287 | 14 Dec 2008 | | Lancaster University | Bedside Manner & Morticia | Highway | | | |
| 288 | 26 Dec 2008 | | Dolphinholme | Bitter & Twisted | Morticia | | | |
| 290 | 11 Jan 2009 | | Whitbarrow Scar | Dormouse & Speedbump | Master Baker | | | |
| 291 | 25 Jan 2009 | | Ings | Chemical Alley & Highway | Morticia | | | |
| 294 | 22 Feb 2009 | | Newton in Bowland | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member | | | |
| 297 | 22 Mar 2009 | | Quernmore | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Pudsley | | | |
| 300 | 26 Apr 2009 | | Inglewhite | Bitter & Twisted | Thunder Dick | | | |
| 302 | 10 May 2009 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Baldbrick & Sir Tom Tom | Upperskirt | | | |
| 313 | 9 Aug 2009 | | Lowgill | Bitter & Twisted | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 327 | 13 Dec 2009 | | Overton | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Wednesday | | | |
| 328 | 27 Dec 2009 | | Great Eccleston | Bitter & Twisted | Pudsley | | | |
| 329 | 31 Dec 2009 |  | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Highway | | | |
| 330 | 10 Jan 2010 | | Clapham Station | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member | | | |
| 335 | 14 Mar 2010 | | Calder Vale | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Full Member | | | |
| 338 | 11 Apr 2010 | | Tebay | Full Member | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 342 | 23 May 2010 | | Old Hutton | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Morticia | | | |
| 347 | 2 Jul 2010 | | Eskdale | Feels on Wheels, Morticia & Sir Tom Tom | Feels on Wheels | | | |
| 348 | 3 Jul 2010 | | Eskdale | Lurch & Morticia | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 349 | 4 Jul 2010 | | Eskdale | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Up Yours | | | |
| 354 | 24 Aug 2010 | | Garstang | Bitter & Twisted | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 358 | 10 Oct 2010 | | Abbeystead | Sax Maniac & Wednesday | No More Cum | | | |
| 361 | 14 Nov 2010 | | Tebay | Full Member | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 367 | 9 Jan 2011 | | Barbon | Lurch & Morticia | Twisted | | | |
| 368 | 19 Jan 2011 | | Kirkby Lonsdale | Baldbrick | Feels on Wheels | | | |
| 369 | 23 Jan 2011 | | Lupton | Bedside Manner, Cotside Manner & Thunder Dick | Minor Twat | | | |
| 373 | 13 Mar 2011 | | Quernmore | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Forever Blowing | | | |
| 383 | 15 Jun 2011 | | Kendal | Feels on Wheels | Wednesday | | | |
| 386 | 9 Jul 2011 | | Seathwaite | Lurch & Morticia | Antiseptic | | | |
| 385 | 8 Jul 2011 | | Seathwaite | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Full Member | | | |
| 387 | 10 Jul 2011 | | Ulpha | Lurch & Morticia | Slackbladder | | | |
| 395 | 25 Sep 2011 | | Witherslack | Full Fat & Gold Top | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 512 | 24 Aug 2014 | | Wray | Sir Tom Tom | Wednesday | | | |
| 523 | 23 Nov 2014 | | Devils Bridge | Baldbrick & Upperskirt | Bubbles | | | |
| 542 | 24 May 2015 | | Lowick Bridge | Highway | Wednesday | | | |
| 643 | 11 Nov 2017 | | Thruscross | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | Sir Tom Tom | | | |
| 644 | 12 Nov 2017 | | Dacre Bank | Lurch & Morticia | Cyberseptic | | | |
| 692 | 10 Feb 2019 | | Windermere | Highway | Speedbump | | | |
| 698 | 14 Apr 2019 | | Wray | Fiddler on the Hoof & Sir Tom Tom | Lurch | | | |
