MT

Minor Twat

Web Master
I've done a total of 288 r*ns (262 as a hound and 26 as a hare)
First r*n was r*n 74 on Saturday 14th of June 2003
Named "Minor Twat" on r*n 80 on Tuesday 12th of August 2003
First haring experience was r*n 114 on Friday 2nd of July 2004
Last time out was r*n 857 on Saturday 24th of February 2024
I've scribed 24 r*uns

About

I started hashing before I'd fully moved to the area as my "wife to be" had already to moved up here. My main recollection of my first r*n were PIck Me Up's tartan shorts and the amazing countryside around Baines Cragg. Oddly I was named on my second r*n. I guess this was because Major Twit was one r*n ahead of me so it was the occasion of her third r*n and hence her naming.

No More Cum and Slackbladder were officiating (one of them had their '"knob") and asked Twit to tell a bit about herself. "I'm from Llantwit Major" said she. "You'll be named Major Twit" said the RA. Then it was my turn. "You're going to be Minor Twat"!

And so it was and ever will be.

Mismanagement History

2025
Web Master
2023
Web Master
2022
Web Master
2021
Web Master On Sec
2020
On Sec Web Master
2019
Web Master On Sec
2018
Web Master On Sec
2017
Web Master Grand Master
2016
Web Master
2015
Web Master
2014
Web Master
2013
Web Master
2012
Web Master
2006
On Sec Web Master
2005
Web Master On Sec
2004
Web Master Hash Flash

Away R*n Reports

Settle & District (The SAD Hash) R*n #7 12 October 2005

R*n History

1st run 14 Jun 2003
100 runs 8 Jun 2008
200 runs 22 Jan 2017
288 total 24 Feb 2024
R*n ⇅ Date ↑ Type ⇅ Location ⇅ Hares Scribes
659 8 Apr 2018 Daytime Glasson Dock Off His Trolley & White Noise Forever Blowing
661 30 Apr 2018 Full Moon Lancaster Darth Vader & Forever Blowing Fiddler on the Hoof
663 27 May 2018 Daytime Kendal Simple No More Cum
664 29 May 2018 Full Moon Garstang Bitter & Twisted Sperminator
672 27 Jul 2018 Full Moon High Bentham Sir Tom Tom Wears the Soap
679 24 Oct 2018 Full Moon Caton Belle & Upperskirt Bubbles
686 9 Dec 2018 Daytime Carnforth Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Sir Tom Tom
687 22 Dec 2018 Full Moon Brookhouse Off His Trolley & White Noise Minor Twat
699 19 Apr 2019 Full Moon High Bentham Fiddler on the Hoof, Morticia & Sir Tom Tom Minor Twat
701 12 May 2019 Daytime Ravenstonedale Off His Trolley & White Noise Cyberseptic
705 17 Jun 2019 Full Moon Hornby Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Major Twit
710 16 Jul 2019 Full Moon Over Kellet Sir Tom Tom Large Package
713 15 Aug 2019 Full Moon Levens Baldbrick & Upperskirt Sir Tom Tom
714 25 Aug 2019 Daytime Witherslack Bedside Manner, Prima Donna & Thunder Dick Wears the Soap
717 22 Sep 2019 Daytime Barbon Chapped Lips & Late Cummer White Noise
718 13 Oct 2019 Daytime Botton Forever Blowing & Major Twit Minor Twat
719 27 Oct 2019 Daytime Conder Green Fiddler on the Hoof & Sir Tom Tom Minor Twat
723 12 Nov 2019 Full Moon Lancaster Forever Blowing & Major Twit Bubbles
727 22 Dec 2019 Daytime Quernmore Bubbles & Forever Blowing Sir Tom Tom
728 10 Jan 2020 Full Moon Carnforth Large Package Special Delivery
732 23 Feb 2020 Daytime Caton Baldbrick Sir Tom Tom
736 5 Jul 2020 Full Moon Littledale Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Sir Tom Tom
737 26 Jul 2020 Daytime Sandside Hard Astern & Ready About Forever Blowing
739 23 Aug 2020 Daytime Bentham Sir Tom Tom & Wears the Soap Lurch
741 4 Nov 2020 Daytime Cinderbarrow First Class Stomp, Large Package & Special Delivery Cyberseptic

Showing 25 of 262 runs (Page 9 of 11)