Minor Twat
First r*n was r*n 74 on Saturday 14th of June 2003
Named "Minor Twat" on r*n 80 on Tuesday 12th of August 2003
First haring experience was r*n 114 on Friday 2nd of July 2004
Last time out was r*n 857 on Saturday 24th of February 2024
I've scribed 24 r*uns
About
I started hashing before I'd fully moved to the area as my "wife to be" had already to moved up here. My main recollection of my first r*n were PIck Me Up's tartan shorts and the amazing countryside around Baines Cragg. Oddly I was named on my second r*n. I guess this was because Major Twit was one r*n ahead of me so it was the occasion of her third r*n and hence her naming.
No More Cum and Slackbladder were officiating (one of them had their '"knob") and asked Twit to tell a bit about herself. "I'm from Llantwit Major" said she. "You'll be named Major Twit" said the RA. Then it was my turn. "You're going to be Minor Twat"!
And so it was and ever will be.
Mismanagement History
Away R*n Reports
| R*n | Date | Type | Location | Hares | Scribes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 614 | 5 Mar 2017 | Weekend | Porches | Madge & Syd | Forever Blowing |
| 615 | 8 Mar 2017 | Weekend | Rocha Brava | Madge & Syd | Cyberseptic |
| 616 | 10 Mar 2017 | Weekend | Carvoeiro | Madge & Syd | Highway |
| 619 | 9 Apr 2017 | Daytime | Calder Vale | Bitter & Twisted | Forever Blowing |
| 623 | 14 May 2017 | Daytime | Caton to Gressingham | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Minor Twat |
| 625 | 9 Jun 2017 | Full Moon | Kendal | Madge & Syd | Slackbladder |
| 630 | 9 Jul 2017 | Full Moon | Brookhouse | Major Twit & Upperskirt | Sir Tom Tom |
| 631 | 23 Jul 2017 | Daytime | Thornton-in-Lonsdale | Sir Tom Tom | Forever Blowing |
| 632 | 7 Aug 2017 | Full Moon | High Bentham | Sir Tom Tom | Highway |
| 637 | 24 Sep 2017 | Daytime | Silverdale | Tooth Fairy | Minor Twat |
| 638 | 5 Oct 2017 | Full Moon | Scale Hall | Bone Idle & Forever Blowing | Off His Trolley |
| 639 | 8 Oct 2017 | Daytime | Crooklands | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Forever Blowing |
| 640 | 22 Oct 2017 | Daytime | Caton | Cyberseptic | Minor Twat |
| 641 | 4 Nov 2017 | Full Moon | Caton Moor | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Antiseptic |
| 645 | 26 Nov 2017 | Daytime | Kendal | Jelly Tot, Loose Elastic, Midget Gem, Smartie & Tarty Totty | Group Sax |
| 646 | 3 Dec 2017 | Full Moon | Kendal | Clumsy Sod, Cum By & Slackbladder | Fiddler on the Hoof |
| 648 | 24 Dec 2017 | Daytime | Brock Valley | Bitter & Twisted | Tarty Totty |
| 650 | 14 Jan 2018 | Daytime | Halton | Antiseptic & Cyberseptic | White Noise |
| 651 | 28 Jan 2018 | Daytime | Bolton-le-Sands | Baldbrick & Belle | Off His Trolley |
| 655 | 2 Mar 2018 | Full Moon | Caton | Major Twit & Upperskirt | Sir Tom Tom |
| 656 | 11 Mar 2018 | Daytime | Haylot to Caton | Lurch & Morticia | Twisted |
| 657 | 25 Mar 2018 | Daytime | Tewitfield | Group Sax & Safe Sax | Darth Vader |
| 659 | 8 Apr 2018 | Daytime | Glasson Dock | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Forever Blowing |
| 661 | 30 Apr 2018 | Full Moon | Lancaster | Darth Vader & Forever Blowing | Fiddler on the Hoof |
| 663 | 27 May 2018 | Daytime | Kendal | Simple | No More Cum |
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