Minor Twat
First r*n was r*n 74 on Saturday 14th of June 2003
Named "Minor Twat" on r*n 80 on Tuesday 12th of August 2003
First haring experience was r*n 114 on Friday 2nd of July 2004
Last time out was r*n 857 on Saturday 24th of February 2024
I've scribed 24 r*uns
About
I started hashing before I'd fully moved to the area as my "wife to be" had already to moved up here. My main recollection of my first r*n were PIck Me Up's tartan shorts and the amazing countryside around Baines Cragg. Oddly I was named on my second r*n. I guess this was because Major Twit was one r*n ahead of me so it was the occasion of her third r*n and hence her naming.
No More Cum and Slackbladder were officiating (one of them had their '"knob") and asked Twit to tell a bit about herself. "I'm from Llantwit Major" said she. "You'll be named Major Twit" said the RA. Then it was my turn. "You're going to be Minor Twat"!
And so it was and ever will be.
Mismanagement History
Away R*n Reports
| R*n | Date | Type | Location | Hares | Scribes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 223 | 27 May 2007 | Daytime | Hale | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Pondlife |
| 224 | 1 Jun 2007 | Full Moon | Barrows Green | Slackbladder | No More Cum |
| 225 | 10 Jun 2007 | Daytime | Brock | Bitter & Twisted | Roadkill |
| 227 | 30 Jun 2007 | Blue Moon | Littledale | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | The Godfather |
| 234 | 26 Aug 2007 | Daytime | Ingleton | Lurch & Morticia | Twisted |
| 235 | 28 Aug 2007 | Full Moon | Chapel-le-Dale | Fur Coat & Wobbly Hooker | Antiseptic |
| 237 | 23 Sep 2007 | Daytime | Beetham | Cum Yak Yak & No More Cum | Lurch |
| 240 | 26 Oct 2007 | Weekend | Kettlewell | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Feels on Wheels | Baldbrick |
| 241 | 27 Oct 2007 | Weekend | Kettlewell | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Twisted |
| 242 | 28 Oct 2007 | Weekend | Kettlewell | Major Twit & Minor Twat | - |
| 243 | 11 Nov 2007 | Daytime | Crooklands | Baldbrick | Upperskirt |
| 244 | 24 Nov 2007 | Full Moon | Lancaster | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Minor Twat |
| 245 | 25 Nov 2007 | Daytime | Catterall | Bitter & Twisted | Major Twit |
| 247 | 23 Dec 2007 | Daytime | Brookhouse | Major Twit & Morticia | Dormouse |
| 250 | 27 Jan 2008 | Daytime | Levens | Baldbrick, Master Baker & Upperskirt | Tooth Fairy |
| 252 | 10 Feb 2008 | Daytime | Cuddy Hill | Bitter & Twisted | - |
| 254 | 24 Feb 2008 | Daytime | Clapham | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Feels on Wheels | Lurch |
| 255 | 9 Mar 2008 | Daytime | Orton | Full Member | Feels on Wheels |
| 257 | 23 Mar 2008 | Daytime | Abbeystead | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Minor Twat |
| 258 | 13 Apr 2008 | Daytime | Priest Hutton | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Highway |
| 259 | 20 Apr 2008 | Full Moon | Ulverston | Dormouse & Speedbump | - |
| 261 | 11 May 2008 | Daytime | Pilling | Major Twit, Minor Twat & Slack Haddock | Off His Trolley |
| 262 | 20 May 2008 | Full Moon | Scorton | Bitter & Twisted | No More Cum |
| 263 | 25 May 2008 | Daytime | Staveley | Chemical Alley & Highway | Madge |
| 264 | 8 Jun 2008 | Daytime | Coniston | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Twisted |
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