Minor Twat
First r*n was r*n 74 on Saturday 14th of June 2003
Named "Minor Twat" on r*n 80 on Tuesday 12th of August 2003
First haring experience was r*n 114 on Friday 2nd of July 2004
Last time out was r*n 857 on Saturday 24th of February 2024
I've scribed 24 r*uns
About
I started hashing before I'd fully moved to the area as my "wife to be" had already to moved up here. My main recollection of my first r*n were PIck Me Up's tartan shorts and the amazing countryside around Baines Cragg. Oddly I was named on my second r*n. I guess this was because Major Twit was one r*n ahead of me so it was the occasion of her third r*n and hence her naming.
No More Cum and Slackbladder were officiating (one of them had their '"knob") and asked Twit to tell a bit about herself. "I'm from Llantwit Major" said she. "You'll be named Major Twit" said the RA. Then it was my turn. "You're going to be Minor Twat"!
And so it was and ever will be.
Mismanagement History
Away R*n Reports
| R*n | Date | Type | Location | Hares | Scribes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 332 | 30 Jan 2010 | Full Moon | Galgate | Feels on Wheels & Sir Tom Tom | Major Twit |
| 331 | 24 Jan 2010 | Daytime | Brookhouse | Baldbrick | Slack Haddock |
| 329 | 31 Dec 2009 | Blue Moon | Brookhouse | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Highway |
| 317 | 27 Sep 2009 | Daytime | Bentham | Sir Tom Tom | - |
| 302 | 10 May 2009 | Daytime | Kirkby Lonsdale | Baldbrick & Sir Tom Tom | Upperskirt |
| 297 | 22 Mar 2009 | Daytime | Quernmore | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Pudsley |
| 294 | 22 Feb 2009 | Daytime | Newton in Bowland | Lurch & Morticia | Full Member |
| 289 | 28 Dec 2008 | Daytime | Tunstall | Major Twit & Minor Twat | Twisted |
| 288 | 26 Dec 2008 | Daytime | Dolphinholme | Bitter & Twisted | Morticia |
| 285 | 23 Nov 2008 | Daytime | Brookhouse | Off His Trolley & White Noise | Dormouse |
| 272 | 10 Aug 2008 | Daytime | Grange-over-Sands | Tooth Fairy | Hash Drunk |
| 271 | 27 Jul 2008 | Daytime | Garth Row | Madge & Tarty Totty | Twisted |
| 270 | 18 Jul 2008 | Full Moon | Scorton | Bitter & Twisted | Morticia |
| 264 | 8 Jun 2008 | Daytime | Coniston | Bubbles & Forever Blowing | Twisted |
| 263 | 25 May 2008 | Daytime | Staveley | Chemical Alley & Highway | Madge |
| 262 | 20 May 2008 | Full Moon | Scorton | Bitter & Twisted | No More Cum |
| 261 | 11 May 2008 | Daytime | Pilling | Major Twit, Minor Twat & Slack Haddock | Off His Trolley |
| 259 | 20 Apr 2008 | Full Moon | Ulverston | Dormouse & Speedbump | - |
| 258 | 13 Apr 2008 | Daytime | Priest Hutton | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Highway |
| 257 | 23 Mar 2008 | Daytime | Abbeystead | Master Baker & Upperskirt | Minor Twat |
| 255 | 9 Mar 2008 | Daytime | Orton | Full Member | Feels on Wheels |
| 254 | 24 Feb 2008 | Daytime | Clapham | Antiseptic, Cyberseptic & Feels on Wheels | Lurch |
| 252 | 10 Feb 2008 | Daytime | Cuddy Hill | Bitter & Twisted | - |
| 250 | 27 Jan 2008 | Daytime | Levens | Baldbrick, Master Baker & Upperskirt | Tooth Fairy |
| 247 | 23 Dec 2007 | Daytime | Brookhouse | Major Twit & Morticia | Dormouse |
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