R*n 800: Bentham

Saturday 10th September 2022 at 4:00pm Full Moon

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Again, I've delegated myself to do the write up! (one day I'll remember)

We started High, we went Low, we returned High - Bentham at its best!

We were deluged with a long list of instructions, (obviously been taking lessons from STT), on where to go and that there wouldn't be much in the way of markings, but you couldn't miss the start, it was down hill to the river

The rambos did manage to enter foreign country, inadvertently straying into Lancashire - this was due to the Hare's flour being "moved" he claims.

Across fields the rambos cantered meet up with a horse jumping arena, Large Package refused the jump and was penalised 4 faults, Glassy lady even managed to knock the pole down (the poles were laying on the ground I should point out).

Having eventually found the trail after our brief enter into Lancashire it was down to the beer stop where the Whimps had indulged and were heading off.

Back along the river and the circle, waiting for Baldbrick to bring up the rear with part of the visiting family, hashers recently moved to the area from Newcastle hash, welcome Adam, Spare Rib and offspring and dog.

Minor misdemeanors suitably punished, possibly the best being for a birth on the hash - Titty Touch's daughter produced in Jordan - could this be a first for hash?

The On-Inn was well attended, as should all runs, given we are a running club with a drinking problem. Food was excellent value yet again at the Black Bull and it was off into the sunset, hopefully to see the moon at some stage.

And so to the next one.

On - On

Late Cummer - GM

Write up by Late Cummer — 22nd September 2022 at 11:41am

Who ran 800?

Hash Handle ⇅	Hare ⇅	Hound ⇅	Total ⇅
B Baldbrick	46	525	571
BS Bedtime Stories	0	1	1
B Belle	6	28	34
BF Big Fish	0	1	1
CL Chapped Lips	9	57	66
FOTH Fiddler on the Hoof	13	105	118
First Class Stomp	3	44	47
GL Glassy Lady	3	28	31
HA Hard Astern	6	58	64
IS ICU Shagger	0	8	8
Large Package	8	79	87
LC Late Cummer Scribe	9	57	66
MT Major Twit	41	252	293
MT Minor Twat	26	248	274
OHT Off His Trolley	36	331	367
RA Ready About	6	60	66
STT Sir Tom Tom	66	338	404
SB Spare Bed	0	1	1
SR Spare Rib	0	1	1
TT Titty Touch	0	15	15
Upperskirt	45	596	641
WTS Wears the Soap Hare	10	36	46
WN White Noise	32	298	330