R*n 601: Nenthead

In this episode of LVH3'strip to Alston, Dormouse shows off his high quality shoes and Lurch proves that ,in spite of all 57 hares he's been, he still doesn't know the routes.

The r*n began at 11:00 in the car park of a pub in Nenthead. Lurch had assured us that this was a short hash, the FRBs were confused after their 11km (6.8 miles for Babe Magnet) r*n. This was the first sign that Lurch didn't know the route. After several calls of on-on, two new comers joined the hash a little late. The route took us down to the weirdest surface in Britain, what felt like a sponge, and then up a hilly bog, before leaving a fish hook at the top. Taxidermist continued in his cheating ways of run 600, only for yet another fish hook to send us back.

Now we were running through bog when Dormouse cried up, his sole had fallen off, we haven't seen him since, a short while later we were at the beerstop with cake and beer, Baldbrick informed us that Lurch had fallen down a hole on a course he had set, This was the second sign that Lurch didn't know the route. Fortunately for him Morticia let him drive back to the pub. The Rambo split may have failed but soon we were back on course with sponge far ahead. Eventually we were on Inn and dry. The trip to Alston was over.