R*n 599: Alston

The Septics are ill - I said

I'll hare - he said

Thank you - I said

(We've already recce-ed one - I thought)

I'm off - he said

On on - I said

I'm back - he said

I've only used this much flour - he said

(Oh dear - I thought)

It's not a short run to the pub - he said

It should be - Baldbrick said

I've not got a torch - Dormouse said

Don't go over the bridge - Pimp NEVER said

What has he done? - I said

Eeyore- The donkey said. 

Close the gate - Morticia said. 

Hash Crash -  Speedbump said

Piggy back? - Tightarse said

Where's the pub stop? - Everyone said

Lovely fire - WhiteNoise said

On inn to the Cumberland - Bubbles said

Down downs tomorrow - we all said

On on to our 600th - we all said