R*n 201: Lancaster

Amazing no one’s thought of this r*n before! – false trails galore, leading eventually up and down (more downs for some than others – FeelsonWheels!) and round and round Williamson’s Park, then fortification in the form of posh cookies and wine gums before weaving our way through the cemetery and past the ‘Farms’. Luckily we are old offenders and were not detained so we danced and sang and r*n and fish hooked along to central High School where we were jeered at and taunted by the young locals. Down through town – taking a drunkard by surprise in an underpass we were right royally greeted at the 3 Mariners by a Mrs GM dispensing ale to all.

Then On Inn to the Spaghetti House. No chips and gravy in sight but we all survived! Food and drink was had a plenty – then pity the other diners – no romantic meals here tonight as our hash business began.

Down Downs to:

• Mobile Phone for Twisted - apparently a wrong number!!
• Hash Crash in absentia for Feels on Wheels
• Too many T times for the Hares ( so many false trails)
• Fouling trail and Fish hook abuse – Bitter
• Short shorts – Madge
• Fouling trail – Upperskirt
• Grave offences – Bitter and Dormouse

Apparently Baldbrick is exempt from Fish hook observance due to Rule no 703, section 13, subsection 82, paragraph 9 which clearly states that a hasher with more than 1 B in his name may ignore any hash sign!

AGPU business:

• Minor Tw*t to continue as OnSec – clearly needs more practise!
• Hash Flash – Bitter – so that he has photographic evidence of when he gets lost – may need google earth!
• Hash Cash – Upperskirt - £464 in kitty – insurance this year was £172. GM suggested that we have more beerstops in pubs as tonight in order to keep our balance sensible.
• Hash Haberdash – Forever blowing – vests and wicking T shirts a priority.
• Songmeister – much competition from Bitter but Cyberseptic to be retained
• RA – Twisted, Baldbrick to be a very capable deputy in her absences.
• GM – Major Twit – quote of the night – Twisted – “Who is our GM anyway?, I always get confused between GA and RM”