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Minor Twat

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I've done a total of 288 r*ns (262 as a hound and 26 as a hare)
First r*n was r*n 74 on Saturday 14th of June 2003
Named "Minor Twat" on r*n 80 on Tuesday 12th of August 2003
First haring experience was r*n 114 on Friday 2nd of July 2004
Last time out was r*n 857 on Saturday 24th of February 2024
I've scribed 24 r*uns

About

I started hashing before I'd fully moved to the area as my "wife to be" had already to moved up here. My main recollection of my first r*n were PIck Me Up's tartan shorts and the amazing countryside around Baines Cragg. Oddly I was named on my second r*n. I guess this was because Major Twit was one r*n ahead of me so it was the occasion of her third r*n and hence her naming.

No More Cum and Slackbladder were officiating (one of them had their '"knob") and asked Twit to tell a bit about herself. "I'm from Llantwit Major" said she. "You'll be named Major Twit" said the RA. Then it was my turn. "You're going to be Minor Twat"!

And so it was and ever will be.

Mismanagement History

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Away R*n Reports

R*n History

1st run 14 Jun 2003
100 runs 8 Jun 2008
200 runs 22 Jan 2017
288 total 24 Feb 2024
R*n ⇅ Date ↑ Type ⇅ Location ⇅ Hares Scribes
270 18 Jul 2008 Full Moon Scorton Bitter & Twisted Morticia
271 27 Jul 2008 Daytime Garth Row Madge & Tarty Totty Twisted
272 10 Aug 2008 Daytime Grange-over-Sands Tooth Fairy Hash Drunk
285 23 Nov 2008 Daytime Brookhouse Off His Trolley & White Noise Dormouse
288 26 Dec 2008 Daytime Dolphinholme Bitter & Twisted Morticia
289 28 Dec 2008 Daytime Tunstall Major Twit & Minor Twat Twisted
294 22 Feb 2009 Daytime Newton in Bowland Lurch & Morticia Full Member
297 22 Mar 2009 Daytime Quernmore Bubbles & Forever Blowing Pudsley
302 10 May 2009 Daytime Kirkby Lonsdale Baldbrick & Sir Tom Tom Upperskirt
317 27 Sep 2009 Daytime Bentham Sir Tom Tom -
329 31 Dec 2009 Blue Moon Brookhouse Bubbles & Forever Blowing Highway
331 24 Jan 2010 Daytime Brookhouse Baldbrick Slack Haddock
332 30 Jan 2010 Full Moon Galgate Feels on Wheels & Sir Tom Tom Major Twit
333 14 Feb 2010 Daytime Burrow Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Simple
334 28 Feb 2010 Full Moon Low Bentham Off His Trolley & White Noise Lurch
335 14 Mar 2010 Daytime Calder Vale Major Twit & Minor Twat Full Member
342 23 May 2010 Daytime Old Hutton Bubbles & Forever Blowing Morticia
344 13 Jun 2010 Daytime Bentham & Lowgill Off His Trolley & White Noise Bitter
352 8 Aug 2010 Daytime Kendal Madge & Syd Major Twit
353 22 Aug 2010 Daytime Brookhouse Baldbrick Dormouse
359 23 Oct 2010 Full Moon Over Kellet Bubbles & Hash Drunk Pick Me Up
364 12 Dec 2010 Daytime Bolton-le-Sands Antiseptic & Cyberseptic Full Member
366 26 Dec 2010 Daytime Scorton Bitter & Twisted Antiseptic
367 9 Jan 2011 Daytime Barbon Lurch & Morticia Twisted
369 23 Jan 2011 Daytime Lupton Bedside Manner, Prima Donna & Thunder Dick Minor Twat

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